๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ช๐ด ๐ข ๐ง๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐บ ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ โ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ๐ฏ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต๐ดโ ๐ธ๐ฆโ๐ท๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ง๐ต๐ธ๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐จ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ช๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐บ. ๐๐ง ๐ช๐ต ๐ด๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ด ๐ง๐ข๐ฎ๐ช๐ญ๐ช๐ข๐ณ, ๐ฎ๐ข๐บ๐ฃ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถโ๐ท๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฐ. ๐ ๐๐ฐ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฆ!
8.8.2025
๐งโโ๏ธ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ข๐ฅ๐ญ ๐ ๐๐๐ฏ๐๐ฉ๐ฌ ๐๐ข๐ฉ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ก๐๐ญ ๐๐๐ฉ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฒ๐๐ ๐จ๐ง ๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ๐ฒ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ.
Including documentation fixes.
๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ง ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ช๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ข๐บ ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฐ ๐ฆ๐ข๐จ๐ฆ๐ณ.
9.8.2025
๐งโโ๏ธ๐ ๐๐ฌ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐๐ ๐๐จr ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐๐จ๐๐ค๐๐ซ ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐ ๐๐ฌ.
Reproducibility? Whatโs that?
๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ง ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ช๐ญ๐ฅ๐ด ๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐บ๐ด๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ๐บ ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐น๐ฆ๐ด.
10.8.2025
๐งโโ๏ธ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ข๐ฅ๐ญ ๐ โ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐๐ซ๐ฒโ s๐๐ซ๐ข๐ฉ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ ๐ข๐ง ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐ฒ๐๐๐ซ๐ฌ.
Itโs now critical infrastructure.
๐๐ฆ๐ด๐ด๐ข๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ง ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ต๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฑ ๐ง๐ช๐น๐ฆ๐ด ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ค๐ข๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต.
11.8.2025
๐งโโ๏ธ๐ ๐๐ก๐ข๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ ๐๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ ๐๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ฌ.
Then spent hours rolling it back.
๐๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ง ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ฐ๐บ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต๐ด ๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ-๐ฐ๐ณ-๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ.
12.8.2025
๐งโโ๏ธ ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ e๐ง๐๐ฉ๐จ๐ข๐ง๐ญ h๐๐ n๐จ r๐๐ญ๐ l๐ข๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ.
It was fine until someone sent 10,000 requests in an hour.
๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ง ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ญ๐ด๐ฐ ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ด ๐ข ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ข๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ณ.
13.8.2025
๐งโโ๏ธ ๐๐ฒ ๐ข๐ง๐๐ซ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ ๐๐จ๐๐ ๐ก๐๐ ๐ง๐จ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ.
It was โself-explanatory.โ Until I came back six months later.
๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ง ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐๐ฆ๐ณ๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฎ ๐ด๐ต๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐ด๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฌ๐ด ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ณ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด.
14.8.2025
๐งโโ๏ธ I used AI to generate API documentation.
It hallucinated entire APIs we donโt have.
Ping me if your docs are living in fantasy land.
15.8.2025
๐งโโ๏ธ ๐๐๐๐ค๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐๐ ๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ ๐๐ก๐๐๐ค๐ฌ.
I diligently backed up my databaseโฆ only to discover corrupted files during a restore. Now, I verify backups periodically to ensure theyโre actually usable.
Backup verification overlooked? Letโs make checks part of the plan - DM me!
16.8.2025
๐งโโ๏ธ I overengineered a service for 3 users.
Microservices, Kubernetesโฆ all for my catโs blog.
Message me if youโve built skyscrapers for birdhouses.
17.8.2025
๐งโโ๏ธ My container had 5GB of unused dependencies.
Ran fineโฆ eventually.
Message me if your images need a diet plan.
18.8.2025
๐งโโ๏ธ I accidentally mixed staging and prod databases.
Test data in prod. Prod data in staging. Chaos everywhere.
DM me if your environments have a messy relationship.
19.8.2025
๐๐ฒ ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐ซ๐ญ ๐ฐ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐๐ฆ.
The cost went to the moon.
๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ง ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฆ๐ต ๐ข๐ญ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ต๐ด ๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ช๐ญ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต ๐ข๐ญ๐ข๐ณ๐ฎ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ญ๐ด.
20.8.2025
๐ ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ๐-๐ฌ๐ข๐ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐๐ซ๐ญ ๐ข๐ง ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐๐ฎ๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง.
Browsers hated it. Customers called it a scam.
๐๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ง ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ค๐ฆ๐ณ๐ต๐ด ๐ฉ๐ข๐ท๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฃ๐ข๐ณ๐ณ๐ข๐ด๐ด๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ฃ๐ญ๐ช๐ค.
21.8.2025
๐๐ฒ ๐๐ข๐ญ ๐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ค๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ ๐ ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐ ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ก๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ข.
We had develop, dev-develop, release-hotfix, and hotfix-release branches.
Merging felt like solving a Rubikโs Cube while blindfolded.
These days? Fewer branches, more sanity.
๐๐ฆ๐ด๐ด๐ข๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ง ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฐ ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ฆ๐น๐ฐ๐ณ๐ค๐ช๐ด๐ฎ.
22.8.2025
๐ ๐๐๐ค๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐๐ฎ๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐๐ซ๐๐๐๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐๐ฅ๐ฌ ๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐จ ๐ ๐๐จ๐๐ค๐๐ซ ๐๐ฆ๐๐ ๐.
And pushed it to a public registry. Twice.
At least the hacker was polite enough not to use themโฆ I think.
๐๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ง ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถโ๐ท๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ข๐บ๐ฆ๐ฅ โ๐๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ค๐ณ๐ฆ๐ตโ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฏ ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ช๐ญ๐ฅ๐ด.
25.8.2025
๐ ๐ฆ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐๐ซ๐ฏ๐ข๐๐ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ข๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฌ๐๐ซ๐ฏ๐ข๐๐.
Even the logging. Even the email template renderer.
Deployment was a nightmare, but hey โ I was โcloud-native.โ
๐๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ง ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ธ๐ข๐ฏ๐ต ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐บ ๐ ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ค๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฅ๐ถ๐ญ๐ข๐ณ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ๐ด ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ธ.
26.8.2025
๐ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ข๐ญ.
Cloned the repo and wondered why it took an hour.
Turns out: donโt version control video tutorials.
๐๐ฆ๐ด๐ด๐ข๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ง ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฐ ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ด ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ฏ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ญ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฉ.